Had to put this up

Posted by Ritesh - 03/02/06 at 05:02:00 am

this is a forward that i received, just had to put it up.

Category Rest of India Bangalore
What is a sidewalk? Shopping center/Homeless Shelter/ Site of temple Two-wheeler lane
Autos Run on Petrol/CNG Run on Kerosene
Places where you can fill petrol/Diesel Petrol Pumps Petrol Bunks (or Banks)
How do cops stop your vehicle Wave hand Stand in front of the moving vehicle
Bribe paid to police if caught without documents 100 Fixed rate 100 normally, 200 or more if you are an IT/Call centre guy.
Worst Enemy Pakistan TamilNadu
Most Hated person Pervez Musharraf Deve Gowda
Reasons for rioting Religion/ sacking of cricket player Water/Bad Roads
Favourite pastime of residents Discussing why politicians suck/ why Sourav was dropped?. Counting potholes
Front Page news How their undercover reporters exposed MP’s.(Note: Bury the story if your channel/newspaper doesn’t have the exclusive). Reporting number of Potholes especially ones that lie in the way of Mr. Narayan Murthy/ The Prasad Biddappa(who is he?) summer/winter/monsoon fashion tips.
What News Paper editorials talk about Is dropping Ganguly good or bad for Indian cricket?. How closing pubs at 11 affect the IT industry.

English Spoken With regional accent With California/New York accent.
Languages Spoken Hindi/English/Regional Every language on the planet.
Reasons for traffic Jams Cows on the road Flyover construction/ VIP visiting Infosys.
Land grabbers Mafia/Politicians Software Companies
Historical Sites Statues/ Buildings/ Temples Half constructed Flyovers.
Frequent Complaints about Govt Departments Corrupt/ Lazy etc Don’t have websites, Emails bounce

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